Secrets to Success & Happiness
- Regrets last forever.. think before you do it!
- Tolerate, but never accept.
- Don't kiss ass, or you'll acquire a taste for shit.
- If you're right, you fight. If your wrong, move along.
- (Self-sufficiency) Always bite the hand that feeds you. It's probably just gonna give you yesterday's stale leftovers anyhow.
- Sometimes you gotta fight with your fist, sometimes with your mind, but either way go for the kill!
- Don't take shit. Flush it down the toilet.
- As the bible says, turn the other cheek. But first, hit the mother*cker so hard that when he finally comes to, he'll seriously think twice about it.
- Laugh in the face of adversity and never back down from a challenge because it's better to be crazy than to be a loser.
- Hate can be a good thing if you let it. (Hate is to motivation what gasoline is to the engine.)
To quote Lou Holtz: "There isn't anything wrong with winning ugly. As a matter of fact, there isn't anything wrong with being ugly-- as long as you're successful."